I'm on a mission, and i hope its going to be a short term mission.
Its to terminate the massive cockroaches in my garage!
I was confronted by a lizard stucked on my door in the morning. With the irrational fear of lizards i am currently still overcoming, i said to myself, i would rather have any other insects than lizards. i don't even mind cockroaches ... i thought ...
Well, so i thought. Anyway, dusk fell and as i went to my garage to do some laundry after work, only to be confronted by this mass numbers of HUGE cockroaches the size of a big thumb!Flapping over me, crawling on my feet. Must be the rain, and the cockroaches took shelter in my garage. Like any other seriel killer (at least those ones i see on thrillers) many reacted and plotted to kill after experiencing a trauma. So here i was, fleeing from those cockroaches, i found myself in the insecticide section of coles looking for the most deadly cockroach killer, determined to wipe them out. I bought a "bomb" that releases a mist in an enclosed area for 2 hours, and apparently will wipe out even the eggs. I devised a plan, and dashed into the garage to leave the "bomb" right sitting in the middle, realised the gadget, dashed out, closed every door ....
Wahahaha, i went into garage today and swept up at least 30 dead cockroaches, big and small alike. I feel like a seriel killer, and i look forward to get rid of more cockroaches, looks like more strategising needed. :)
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